The Funky Foodgasm

Monday, October 24, 2011

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Funky Foodgasm: Hello I am a personal chef and writer. My name is Beau I am a cook book writer and kind of a food archaeologist I live in Louisville KY. I use my blog to get family food stories and recipes from people and to just make good friends and talk I am former executive chef, and at present a cookbook writer, and aspiring food archaeologist I am also obsessed with "Rockabilly" tattoos and vintage and current Pin Up girls. I am here to inspire and indulge! I reside in Louisville, Kentucky Transplanted from New Jersey with my spectacular, supportive, and breathtakingly beautiful wife of fifteen years, Amy, and three children: Lexie, Saul, and Roman. In addition to rediscovering and reworking delicious recipes with “funky flair,” I am also a stay at home dad, house keeper, counselor, bookkeeper, chief cook and bottle washer, laundry man, referee, nurse, teacher, storyteller and monster expeller!

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Many of the dishes in this collection have the ability to induce a Funky Foodgasm. This occurs when you are eating a particularly tasty,exotic, erotic and enticing food.

You get so excited while eating, your taste buds explode resulting in a Funky Foodgasm.

Some outward signs of reaching this state of bliss may include:

1. A sudden and inexplicable weakness in the knees.

2. Eyes rolling back in head, moaning, uncontrolled outbursts of satisfaction, and belt-loosening indulgences.

3. Tastes so exquisite you have to take breaks between bites to keep from overwhelming your system from gustatory pleasure.

Funky Foodgasm is a provocative term used for foods boasting a high content of flavor and fun.

They are exotic and erotic dishes that arouse a desire to eat, drink and love.

These recipes are a glorification of food as an aphrodisiac for love.

Funky Foodgasm: a noticeable visual stimulation accompanied by an uncontrolled wetness in your mouth and sweat oozing from your pores.

When this occurs, you must cook the recipe right away, eat and repeat! And don't forget to share! Pleasure is best enjoyed when shared.

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